Warning ⚠️ What You're About To See Might Be Disturbing.
For Immediate Public Release.
Control Assessment: If It Looks Like Coffee, Smells Like Coffee, Tastes Like Coffee... It Probably Is Coffee.
Control Staff Reports To General Population To Remain Vigilant. To Current Events. We Might Be In The Early Stages Of An Extraterrestrial Invasion.
Here In Earth Defense Extraterrestrial Invasion Reports. We will Be Giving The Latest On Unusual Possible Extraterrestrial Activities. And The Possibilities Of Extraterrestrial Interference With Human Behavior. Please Report Any Out Of The Ordinary Occurances You Might Notice.
1. Prepare For Unexpected event.
2. Gather Enough Food For 2 Weeks And Water.
3. Have First Aid Kit.
4. Have 2 Way Radios Prep And Charged.
5. If You Have A Firearms Permit, Gather Enough Ammo To Fend Off Possible Extraterrestrial Ground Invasion.
6. Do A Rehearsal With Your Love Ones On A Rendevou. Where To Meet. In Case Of Emergency.
7 Rehearse On Radio Communication Skills.
8. Get You GMRS License.
9. Talk With Your Neighbors Regarding Unexpected Event.
10. Team Work Is Best.
• President Ronald Reaga...

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